Thursday, January 29, 2009

News update at 5!


In todays headlines, small bad girl Autumn Rose Colley ate a green marker. We unfortunately do not have pictures of the grisly aftermath of this marker eating incident since her mother panicked and went to immediately wash the child's mouth out. Asked for her thoughts on why she would do something so astoundingly boneheaded as devouring a writing implement, all Autumn had to say about the matter was: "Uh-oh."

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