As you all know, Autumn has been growing and developing quite well so far. Why just last night, I was watching her move around in the belly seeing her roll from one side to the other. And then you could see little bulges in Sharazes belly as she would kick or punch out. Pretty crazy stuff actually! But as I looked closer, I started realizing there was a pattern to her movements. Eventually I figured out that she was trying to communicate...using Morse code!
I know it sounds hard to believe, but Sharaze has been reading these old time mystery novels taking place aboard ocean liners so I can only assume Autumn picked it up from there. So being the astute and terribly intelligent father that I am, I wrote down what she was trying to communicate to us. So now I will share with you what Autumn had to say last night:
Dearest Father,
I first want to thank you and mother for being the ones who gave me life and these wonderful genes that I am still processing. With your incredible intellect, wit, and stunning good looks (and mother's kung-fu) I am shaping up to be the most dominant force of babyhood this world has ever known!
I need for you to pass along this message to your family and friends. As you know, I have almost completed my incubation in these terribly confined quarters and will soon emerge into your world. (The sooner the better! I assume that mother is small, yes? Beautiful too I would surmise since she caught your eye!) Anyway, I will require the use of certain products which will help me grow even more powerful and intelligent than I already am! And keep me smelling nice too, which is of paramount importance.
Using my vast psychic powers (which unfortunately will disappear during my emergence) I have already tapped into the contrivance you call "The Internet" and selected particular goods that would benefit the early stages of my development. The people that wish to find their way into my good graces would be wise to purchase as many of these items as they can. Those foolish enough to ignore this message will suffer untold agonies when I deprive them of being in the exquisite presence of my cuteness! A black cloud of despair would fall o'er their sad little lives...
In closing, I just wanted to thank you again for blessing me with the majestic features you and mother have. I very much look forward to spending time with you and learning about life under your discerning supervision.
Love and hugs,
Autumn Rose Colley
All of that to say, the registries are completed. If we forgot something you feel is really important to get, mention it in the comments please. So you heard the girl. Get to buying folks! (PLEASE!)
Target Baby Registry
Babies R Us Registry
(You can use Sharaze Colley as the name to look up.)
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