What's behind that bit of baby belly?

Well guys we've finally got some new information on the latest member of our little family. We now know what the baby is! We'll let ya'll know in a few months. See ya later!


Update: It appears that some people are having trouble seeing the little link I put in the word "later" above leading to the rest of this post. Seems my humor is not quite grasped by some. I won't name names, but you know who you are! So, click HERE to go see all the neato pictures!

Yes, I know I haven't updated in a while...

But I'm just so freakin' tired of home improvements, playing Wii video games, work, and freelance work. I'm so tired that I can't even think of a way to make a witty post right now.

But give me a bit more time and I'll post some decent junk up here. In the meantime, please watch the following stupidly cute video on how I think we'll teach the baby to get out of it's own crib.

Another milestone has been reached.

Yes folks, I present to you the first ever clothes purchased for the baby! It's a very exciting time in the Colley house...

Now some of you may be looking at this outfit meant to clothe our firstborn and thinking to yourself, "I better go ahead and call Child Protection Services. And maybe the fashion police too." But don't do it. I know it's not Baby Gap or Laura Ashley for Prissy Children, but look at that tag. If you look closely, you can see that our kid is going to be a Hot Topic kid. And the litte face on there is a character from the Invader Zim cartoon. His name is Gir and he's a deranged robot that would go insane for tacos and destroy the city looking for them. And he disguised himself in a dog costume. Very cute stuff. Just like this onsey. :)

How can you not love cats?

I mean, seriously???

Yeah, I can't wait...

I think this speaks for itself.

Preparing for Barfiness

Be glad I don't have any pictures to post this time. I don't know what's wrong with her, but last night Molly was seriously barfy. Crazy barfy!! She must have had 8 or 9 seperate cookie tossing episodes. And have you ever heard a kitty cat puking? H O L Y crap... It's disgusting. I'll see if I can't get an audio recording of it sometime. You really must hear it. You'll never ever forget it for as long as you live.

So anyway, I figure that maybe it's a good thing she's leaving piles of cat gut juice and chunks o' nasty all over our floors. I'm viewing it as a preview of human child sickness stuff. Although we'll hopefully be able to train our kid to make it to the toilet so that Papa here won't step in and slip on the remnants of their macaroni n' cheese and oreo supper.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go clean the partially digested kitty chow off the bottom of my feet... :(

Ahh, the Holidays!

 

And nothing says "Holiday time" better than a room full of decorating crap. Bah humbug!