The family is back from Italy.

And they brought souvenirs. My family members out of their minds...

(And before someone freaks out, it's a photo of Michelangelo's "David".)

Bathing da monkey!

Ok, it might be a tad on the long side (a little over 8 minutes) but that's 8 minutes of stupid cute baby-ness folks. Can you get a better deal on your 8 minutes?! No you can't! So watch and be amazed as Autumn is cleaned of all her filth and grime!!

If you can't see the video go to this link and it should work.

Baby monkeys like to wake early...

Well it's a little bit before 6am right now and I've got a very awake bebeh monkey in my lap while momma trys to grab some sleep before I head to work. I'm about to do a search on tranquilizers for newborns...

**Update** Successful sleep inducing was accomplished at 6:40am. Not too bad. And I didn't have to resort to chemical inducement (alcohol) either!

Video poll

Guys, I'm trying to find a good quality video player so I want your input here. You'll see 3 videos below and I want you to vote for the player you like best. The poll is beneath the final video. Also, make sure that you've got the latest version of Flash installed. Go HERE and click on the button that says "Get Adobe Flashplayer". If for some reason you can't view any of them or don't like any of them, just post it in the comments. Thanks!

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Autumn At The Grandparents

The first Father's Day

Well, it was a pretty decent first Father's Day for me. It started off with me waking up at 3am to feed Autumn, but it really didn't take very long. I was back in bed by 3:45am I think. Sharaze handled the rest of the morning chores so I slept in pretty much till about 11am I think. But for some reason almost all the rest of the day I was tired out of my mind!

Anyway, we all had a pretty good day by hanging out over at my mom and dad's place. Plenty of good food and everyone had fun playing and holding Autumn. She behaved herself pretty well too. She slept a pretty decent bit but as you'll see in the video below, she also was pretty darn alert which was cool.

And so for now, I'll leave you with this short but cute little video of Autumn being put on display. I've got others, but I don't think anyone wants to watch a 10 minute video of her getting a bath. But maybe I can find a to quicken it up and make something fun out of it.... We shall see!


*If you see a blank white box, you need to update your Flash player. Go to www.adobe.com and click on the button that says "Get Adobe Flash Player". It's a very simple update.*

Where's the update?!

So I've gotten a couple of questions from folks wondering where the freakin' update is. Ok, so here's an update:

Autumn is still eating, sleeping, pooping, and crying. That's it!!

Mind you she does it all very cutely. Except for the crying at 2am part. Not so cute.

And I'm still tired.... But rest assured, I've got a couple of videos to upload, hopefully sometime this weekend. And that's all for now!!

First "close call"

Yeah, so it's 2:21am now and I just got done feeding Autumn. Well right at the end of this wonderful bonding experience (me trying to stay awake) Autumn starts to "blow it out" while I'm burping her.

Now being the good husband & father that I am, I resist the natural urge to let her just sleep in it and have the next spousal unit handle that bit of fun. Nope, I figure I'll go ahead and change her out since I'm (mostly) awake.

So down she goes onto the changing table and she's continuing to unload! I'm thinking she's dumping the whole stupid bottle I just gave her and no way am I going to stay up and hand her more. Finally a pause in her creation of gut chutney occurs and I leap into action. I get the little sticky tabs undone and start to lower the front part down in order to being wiping operations. And that's when it happened...

As I'm lowering that front part, I see her face get all scrunched up and her legs retract up to her sides as she's about to apparently eject all the contents of everything she's ever eaten. It was pretty darn quick, but I was quicker. I snap that diaper back up around her front and hold it up against what felt like a firehose of poo shooting out her behind. In a second or two it was all over.

I looked around to see if I had missed something or if things had been deflected onto the walls or carpet, but everything was cool. I stared at her to see if there were any further death star explosions on their way, but she was laying there as if she had just stepped down from heaven and all was right with the world.

And so now my little girl is (fussily) sleeping in a (temporarily) clean diaper. Ahhhh, it's such a beautiful experience this raising of children...