Don't be forgettin'

It be "Talk like a Pirate Day"!! As a reminder I present to you a teeny pirate full of...booty!!

Just a random funny

I'm ripping this totally off another blog I sometimes read about funny Japanese stuff so I'm just going to copy exactly what she wrote here. No you can't understand what they're saying but the video pretty much speaks for itself. And besides it's got a monkey in it. Monkeys are always funny!

"The average Japanese boy can do 19 sit-ups a minute. But what about the average monkey, or the average bulldog? This hilarious video, featuring Pan the Monkey and James the Bulldog, investigates.

I love how there are real kids seriously trying to set records right on the same mat."

More fabulous pictures!

Finally got around to getting some of our pictures put together and uploaded. Maybe instead of posting a big bunch of them at one time I should start spacing them out so I could post an update like every other day or something like that...

Anyway, I've also got some videos I'm working on editing so that you don't have to sit through minutes of Autumn staring blankly into the camera while we wait for her to do something funny or gross. Hopefully I'll get that done sometime this month!

Alright, so here's a link to the new pictures for you guys. Enjoy!

Another super exciting baby video!!

Sorry no fun titles, music, or anything. It's late and I wanted to put SOMETHING up here before Sharaze kills me. So you get a fan-freaking-tastic video of Autumn in a crib making sounds. It's totally unedited raw footage so I hope you're prepared for the amazing excitement that you're about to experience!

Hello? Anyone out there???

Ha! So much for my saying last time it would only be a "couple of days" before I posted up some new content. I must have meant "couple of months" or something like that. So yeah we've got new stuff to post and talk about....but later! I'm at work now so I can't take too long in posting this. After all, I'm a very good and dedicated worked who values not slacking on the job! :P

Anyway, here's a quick litte video showing you just how DUMB and MUSHY we are now as parents. We take the time to videotape a baby staring at their hand. We're crazy I know.

Few more photos for ya

Hey guys, I've uploaded a few more fun pictures to the photo album and you can check it out by going to this link.

I should also be able to upload a short little movie in the next couple of days.

Sorry I'm not as wordy and blah blah blah as I used to be but I'M TOO TIRED TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

Perhaps more funny will come to me later...

Things I'm learning as a new parent

So a couple of months in, here's some of the fun stuff I'm learning along the way:

1) While showering your child, hold them facing away from you so that when they pee (which they WILL do) the pee stream is heading in a direction that is not your face. Babies seem to aim for the eyes...

2) If your child is engaged in some behavior or activity that is pleasing to you, DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. For example, if your baby has gone to sleep and by some miracle is still sleeping silently after 3 minutes, do not say anything about it. If you then say "She seems to finally be asleep", this is the moment the universe will punish you and the baby will wake up screeching and pooping.

3) Baby crying is oftentimes quite funny and you and others can get quite a kick laughing at their cute little whimpering. However, this rule is not in effect after midnight. At that point, baby cries are hideous works of unholy demonic pain that induce you to invent new swear words.